Simple rules. Serious bragging rights.

The game your table's been missing.

Two players. One wooden block. Just enough skill to make things interesting. Slide it, catch it, talk trash — first to 7 wins.

First batch ships Summer 2026
USA-made
The Block game
Banned from 3 kitchen tables and counting
Ruined Thanksgiving, faster than Uncle Steve's politics
Less skill than beer pong. More drama.
Made a grown man slam a table at Applebee's
My roommate hasn't spoken to me since Thursday
Brought it to game night. Nobody touched Settlers.
It's just a block. Until you lose.
Officially more fun than your phone
The TSA let me keep it
Undefeated. Insufferable.
Bar tested. Bouncer approved.
Banned from 3 kitchen tables and counting
Ruined Thanksgiving, faster than Uncle Steve's politics
Less skill than beer pong. More drama.
Made a grown man slam a table at Applebee's
My roommate hasn't spoken to me since Thursday
Brought it to game night. Nobody touched Settlers.
It's just a block. Until you lose.
Officially more fun than your phone
The TSA let me keep it
Undefeated. Insufferable.
Bar tested. Bouncer approved.
Banned from 3 kitchen tables and counting
Ruined Thanksgiving, faster than Uncle Steve's politics
Less skill than beer pong. More drama.
Made a grown man slam a table at Applebee's
My roommate hasn't spoken to me since Thursday
Brought it to game night. Nobody touched Settlers.
It's just a block. Until you lose.
Officially more fun than your phone
The TSA let me keep it
Undefeated. Insufferable.
Bar tested. Bouncer approved.
Low stakes. High tension.

How to Play

slide!
1

Slide

Push the block across the table so it hangs off the other side. Not too much. Not too little. Just right.

overhang!
2

Hang

The block has to hang off the edge. If it falls, you lose the point. If it doesn't hang, re-slide.

one hand only
3

Catch

The other player flips the block off the edge and catches it — one hand only. Catch it? You score. Drop it? Point to your opponent.

7 first to seven wins
4

Score

First to 7 wins. Best played with trash talk, snacks, and a crowd. Losers buy the next round.

The Block - wooden game piece
That's it. That's the game.

What's in the box.

One solid 3" x 3" x ¾" wooden block. No batteries. No app. No setup. Just a flat surface and someone brave enough to play you.

Solid hardwood

Built to take a beating. And the table.

USA-made

Cut, sanded, and finished right here.

Pocket-sized

Throw it in a bag, a glovebox, or a coat pocket.

Pre-order — $12.99

Less than two drinks at the bar.

For businesses.

Put your logo on it.

Custom-branded blocks for your bar, brewery, office, or event. Minimum 50 units. Laser-engraved with your logo on solid hardwood.

Perfect for corporate gifts, merch drops, taproom games, and company offsites. Your brand, their new favorite game.

Get a custom quote

We get it.

You've got questions. Fair.

Yep. One block. That's the whole game. No cards, no dice, no rulebook thicker than a pamphlet. Just a solid wooden block and the tension of watching it slide off the table. It's the simplest game you'll ever get weirdly competitive about.

Glad you asked with that energy. It's genuinely fun — the kind of fun that makes strangers at a bar lean in and ask "what is that?" We've play-tested it at breweries, tailgates, dorms, and dinner tables. It's a hit every single time.

Solid hardwood, cut and finished in the USA. Each block is 3" x 3" x ¾" — small enough for your pocket, heavy enough to feel real. No plastic, no veneer, no nonsense. Just honest wood.

Absolutely. If they can slide a block and catch it, they can play. The rules take about 30 seconds to learn. We've seen kids as young as 6 pick it up (pun intended). It's also a great screen-free activity — parents love that part.

Partners sit on the same side. One slides, the other catches — then you alternate. It adds a whole new layer of coordination (and blame). Great for double dates or when you've got four people and one table.

First batch ships Summer 2026. Every block is hand-finished in our small workshop, so we're keeping the first run limited. Pre-order now to lock in your spot — you won't be charged until it ships.

What are you waiting for?

Still reading? You should be playing.

$12.99. One block. Unlimited bragging rights. Every block is hand-finished in our small workshop.

Pre-order yours — $12.99

USA-made. Ships Summer 2026. Free shipping on 2+ blocks.